This is pretty much me in the shower
when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????
And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:
IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS
This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.
“Amelie has no boyfriend. She’s tried once or twice, but the results were a let down. Instead, she cultivates a taste for small pleasures: dipping her hand into sacks of grain, cracking creme brulee with a teaspoon, and skipping stones at St. Martin’s canal.”
—Jean-Pierre Jeunet, Le Fabuleux destin d’Amélie Poulain
How uncomfortably humans deal with silence.
I smell a fucking challenge
Lets do it Jesse
I’m pretty much just embarrassing myself at this point
I JUST LET OUT THE UGLIEST LAUGH JESUS FUCKSHIT
Christoph Waltz in Django is actually the most adorable thing ever
I mean look at him, with his frilly coat <3 <3