You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Kill them and eat their cookies.
Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry
It just screamed Sherlock Fight Club AU„„,or just hot guts in Tees
Holy Mother of God. Just lost knees. Vertigo setting in.
john watson saying ‘he musn’t see’ while being lighted up by the reversed colours of the bisexual pride flag, with a song with the lyrics ‘suck a dick’ll help you’ is playing in the background, while the object of his desire is watching two men dancing together
i’m living the dream
i’ll let you have whatever headcanons you’d like, i know you’re all thirsty for it
*sherlock sneezes for the first time in john's presence*
that was the most adorable thing I have ever hear-